Coaches Interview: Minnesota Northboars

Name: Steven Rodrick

Team: The Minnesota Northboars

Years in CSFA: I had the first pick in the first ever draft of the CSFA. So you could say I’ve been in the league longer than anyone.

Occupation: I sell clothing to old ladies. Sad, but true.

Interests beyond football: reading, long walks in the rain and puppies. Lots of puppies.

Why my team will win the CSFA championship: I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

Why chicks dig fantasy football: Who are we kidding? They don’t. We’re dweebs. Yes, you are.

Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.

Wilma or Betty? Six, from Tripping the Rift. It’s just wrong.

Beatles or Elvis? These would be musicians that my older brother listened to. Therefore, I must hate them.

Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? I always thought Ringo was the best actor of the bunch.

Which Stooge are you? Well, Given the assumption that Rick is Moe and Don is Larry (no, not Fitzgerald), then I must be Curly or Shemp or whatever one is left.

Cubs or Cardinals? We kinda like the White Sox around here. Cub fans feel entitled to something they haven’t earned, while Cardinal fans are kind of slow, if you know what I mean. And don’t get me started on Yankee fans.

Crime or punishment? Crime is more fun……or maybe punishment is. What is the punishment, exactly? Anything involving fur-covered handcuffs, count me in.

This is interview number ten in a series of twelve.