Coaches Interview: Casey's Crusaders

Name: Leo Bacino

Team: Casey’s Crusaders

Years in CSFA: Seven

Occupation: A little of this, a little of that. Let’s put it this way, I make enough to pay my CSFA dues. I used to be the power behind Don’s throne.

Interests beyond football: My true religion is baseball. I also read enough to be in the nerd category (like everyone else in this league). My new rescue dog, Nickolai, is a particular joy. We lost Casey suddenly almost two years ago and Nicky has really filled a void. He is also a Siberian husky and is quite a character.

Why my team will win the CSFA championship: The law of averages.

Why chicks dig fantasy football: I doubt that the “chicks” who dig fantasy football are the kinds we would want to meet.

Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.

Wilma or Betty? Sorry, but neither of them ever really did it for me. I always liked Jane Jetson. I think she is the most underrated cartoon babe. I also like the new esurance babe with the pink hair.

Beatles or Elvis? John Lennon said it best: “Before Elvis, there was nothing”.

Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John?

Which Stooge are you? Either Steve or Don.

Cubs or Cardinals? Cubs, of course.

Crime or punishment? This doesn’t apply to me because I’ve always been sort of a fair-haired boy. No crime, no punishment.

This is interview number eleven in a series of twelve.

Coaches Interview: Minnesota Northboars

Name: Steven Rodrick

Team: The Minnesota Northboars

Years in CSFA: I had the first pick in the first ever draft of the CSFA. So you could say I’ve been in the league longer than anyone.

Occupation: I sell clothing to old ladies. Sad, but true.

Interests beyond football: reading, long walks in the rain and puppies. Lots of puppies.

Why my team will win the CSFA championship: I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

Why chicks dig fantasy football: Who are we kidding? They don’t. We’re dweebs. Yes, you are.

Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.

Wilma or Betty? Six, from Tripping the Rift. It’s just wrong.

Beatles or Elvis? These would be musicians that my older brother listened to. Therefore, I must hate them.

Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? I always thought Ringo was the best actor of the bunch.

Which Stooge are you? Well, Given the assumption that Rick is Moe and Don is Larry (no, not Fitzgerald), then I must be Curly or Shemp or whatever one is left.

Cubs or Cardinals? We kinda like the White Sox around here. Cub fans feel entitled to something they haven’t earned, while Cardinal fans are kind of slow, if you know what I mean. And don’t get me started on Yankee fans.

Crime or punishment? Crime is more fun……or maybe punishment is. What is the punishment, exactly? Anything involving fur-covered handcuffs, count me in.

This is interview number ten in a series of twelve.