Name:Don Rodrick
Team:Sycamore Ons (formerly Maine Movers)
Years in CSFA: I think this is 16
Occupation: Bookseller with a minor in Commissioning
Interests beyond football: Books, Computers, Jimmy Johns sandwich #2, The Roku Box.
Why my team will win the CSFA championship: I try to stay competitive all season. You got to be in it to win it. That said, I never think I’m really gonna win it.
Why chicks dig fantasy football: Hey, chicks dig nerds. Plus sometimes we got the long ball and we all know chicks dig the long ball.
Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.
Wilma or Betty? Betty. Page, of course.
Beatles or Elvis? Going with the Beatles. Not a big fan of either but they certainly have my respect.
Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? John. Paul’s just a punk-ass whiner.
Which Stooge are you? The one in the middle of course. Larry.
Cubs or Cardinals? Gag.
Crime or punishment? Please sir, may I have another? Or have I said too much?
This is interview number nine in a series of twelve.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Coaches Interview: The Balled egos
Name: Matt Stear
Team: The Balled Egos
Years in CSFA: All of them.
Occupation: Building construction equipment.
Interests beyond football: Skiing, camping, bicycling, golfing, SCUBA diving. Spending time with family and friends.
Why my team will win the CSFA championship: The law of averages.
Why chicks dig fantasy football: I think, from time to time, that most women fantasize about kicking the ball between the uprights.
Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.
Wilma or Betty? If I’ve got to pick a cartoon character, it’s got to be Li’l Annie Fanny.
Beatles or Elvis? Beatles. (Although, if there hadn’t been an Elvis there wouldn’t have been the Beatles.)
Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? John (“Everybody loves you when you’re six feet under.” – John Lennon)
Which Stooge are you? The only one I can remember is Iggy Pop.
Cubs or Cardinals? Cubs.
Crime or punishment? I chose the Cubs; you decide.
This is interview number eight in a series of twelve.
Team: The Balled Egos
Years in CSFA: All of them.
Occupation: Building construction equipment.
Interests beyond football: Skiing, camping, bicycling, golfing, SCUBA diving. Spending time with family and friends.
Why my team will win the CSFA championship: The law of averages.
Why chicks dig fantasy football: I think, from time to time, that most women fantasize about kicking the ball between the uprights.
Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.
Wilma or Betty? If I’ve got to pick a cartoon character, it’s got to be Li’l Annie Fanny.
Beatles or Elvis? Beatles. (Although, if there hadn’t been an Elvis there wouldn’t have been the Beatles.)
Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? John (“Everybody loves you when you’re six feet under.” – John Lennon)
Which Stooge are you? The only one I can remember is Iggy Pop.
Cubs or Cardinals? Cubs.
Crime or punishment? I chose the Cubs; you decide.
This is interview number eight in a series of twelve.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Coaches Interview: The White Tornado
Name: Ralph Hesse
Team: The White Tornado
Years in CSFA: I was the first expansion team in year #2
Occupation: Insurance agent
Interests beyond football: Baseball-Yankees, most sports, running, I run marathons and half marathons, church volunteer
Why my team will win the CSFA championship: Luck, in fact most of these leagues are pure luck
Why chicks dig fantasy football: because they are single
Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.
Wilma or Betty? Patti Hesse
Beatles or Elvis? Chicago
Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? George
Which Stooge are you? Moe of course
Cubs or Cardinals? Yankees and Packers
Crime or punishment? How about a ball game, any park, with a brew and a dog,and friends.
This is interview number seven in a series of twelve.
Team: The White Tornado
Years in CSFA: I was the first expansion team in year #2
Occupation: Insurance agent
Interests beyond football: Baseball-Yankees, most sports, running, I run marathons and half marathons, church volunteer
Why my team will win the CSFA championship: Luck, in fact most of these leagues are pure luck
Why chicks dig fantasy football: because they are single
Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.
Wilma or Betty? Patti Hesse
Beatles or Elvis? Chicago
Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? George
Which Stooge are you? Moe of course
Cubs or Cardinals? Yankees and Packers
Crime or punishment? How about a ball game, any park, with a brew and a dog,and friends.
This is interview number seven in a series of twelve.
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