Coach Matt Clemens interviews the Best and the Brightest in the CSFA

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Coaches Interview: Sycamore Ons

Name:Don Rodrick

Team:Sycamore Ons (formerly Maine Movers)

Years in CSFA: I think this is 16

Occupation: Bookseller with a minor in Commissioning

Interests beyond football: Books, Computers, Jimmy Johns sandwich #2, The Roku Box.

Why my team will win the CSFA championship: I try to stay competitive all season. You got to be in it to win it. That said, I never think I’m really gonna win it.

Why chicks dig fantasy football: Hey, chicks dig nerds. Plus sometimes we got the long ball and we all know chicks dig the long ball.

Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.

Wilma or Betty? Betty. Page, of course.

Beatles or Elvis? Going with the Beatles. Not a big fan of either but they certainly have my respect.

Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? John. Paul’s just a punk-ass whiner.

Which Stooge are you? The one in the middle of course. Larry.

Cubs or Cardinals? Gag.

Crime or punishment? Please sir, may I have another? Or have I said too much?

This is interview number nine in a series of twelve.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Coaches Interview: The Balled egos

Name: Matt Stear

Team: The Balled Egos

Years in CSFA: All of them.

Occupation: Building construction equipment.

Interests beyond football: Skiing, camping, bicycling, golfing, SCUBA diving. Spending time with family and friends.

Why my team will win the CSFA championship: The law of averages.

Why chicks dig fantasy football: I think, from time to time, that most women fantasize about kicking the ball between the uprights.

Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.

Wilma or Betty? If I’ve got to pick a cartoon character, it’s got to be Li’l Annie Fanny.

Beatles or Elvis? Beatles. (Although, if there hadn’t been an Elvis there wouldn’t have been the Beatles.)

Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? John (“Everybody loves you when you’re six feet under.” – John Lennon)

Which Stooge are you? The only one I can remember is Iggy Pop.


Cubs or Cardinals? Cubs.

Crime or punishment? I chose the Cubs; you decide.

This is interview number eight in a series of twelve.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Coaches Interview: The White Tornado

Name: Ralph Hesse

Team: The White Tornado

Years in CSFA: I was the first expansion team in year #2

Occupation: Insurance agent

Interests beyond football: Baseball-Yankees, most sports, running, I run marathons and half marathons, church volunteer

Why my team will win the CSFA championship: Luck, in fact most of these leagues are pure luck

Why chicks dig fantasy football: because they are single

Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.

Wilma or Betty? Patti Hesse

Beatles or Elvis? Chicago

Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John? George

Which Stooge are you? Moe of course


Cubs or Cardinals? Yankees and Packers

Crime or punishment? How about a ball game, any park, with a brew and a dog,and friends.

This is interview number seven in a series of twelve.