Coache's Interview: Cedar Rapids Vi-Kings

Name: Mark Witham
1. Team: Cedar Rapids Vi-Kings

Years in CSFA: I don’t remember, but long enough to remember the typed results sent to us by mail and the phone calls to the commissioner to give our teams for the week

Occupation: Sales for Waste Management

Interests beyond football: church, marriage mentoring, golf, kids and family.

Why my team will win the CSFA championship: All around talent. We don’t depend on one or two guys to carry the team. We are a real team!

Why chicks dig fantasy football: Big bellied coaches and bald heads!

Now the truly serious questions that separate man from beast.
Wilma or Betty? Wilma. I am partial to red heads.

Beatles or Elvis? Elvis THE KING!
Secondary question if your answer was Beatles, Paul or John?

Which Stooge are you? Curly

Cubs or Cardinals? Cubs

Crime or punishment? Punishment

Note to all coaches in the league:
You guys are awesome. I am so glad those many years ago I was invited into the fraternity of gentlemen (Well, you know what I mean). I only hope I am in this thing long enough to actually meet everyone in person. I have about half the league in so in about another 15 years I will have reached my goal. It has been made very apparent in this league that it is not about the winning, but the relationships we make. Have a great season fighting for second place (I didn’t say who was going to be first, but you know who you are).
Coach Witham

This is interview number three in a series of twelve. Each coach should feel free to add questions, especially in the second half of the interview which will allow those of us who have already suffered the opportunity for additional suffering. What could go wrong with that? Rick, you’re on the clock for next week.